This auction is for David Peran Hayes, otherwise known as Pez. He's a charming young man from Cornwall. House trained and in good condition, bid now and you could get him for less than £1.
The first sale of a human for hundreds of years, this auction could become world famous! It has already made the headlines! Described as a "Turning point in history!". World News at http://www.losethegame.com/news.html
Although Pez is generally laid back and easy going, we cannot guarantee his good behaviour 100% of the time.
Auction at http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=5621437548